Ahh if only he wasn’t right on me. I would love a nap too, little man.
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..
i think we have a youngster over here…
when u drink water u r 70% cannibal
i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why
I need to make another trip out to Astoria soon.
dont hit men!!!!
dont hit women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
never respected a post as much as this
i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT